baxtersaurus: Are you a fan of Hannibal, by any Chance? /rimshot 

I’m guessing you mean the new television series. I haven’t seen it yet so I can’t say I’m a fan or not.

Of the movies at least I am.

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baxtersaurus replied to your post: I’d love to punch a motherfuckload of you in the…

*Hands you a tube sock filled with rusty nails* Why the sudden violent urges?

*Hefts sock*…Well, ain’t you evil? Just feelin’ like I need to beat the shit out of someone, or something.

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Babies are jerks. How do you feel about people who are just fans of your writing following your RP blog?

They’re like constantly drunk midgets. And ugly. How do people tell if they look like the mom or dad? They all look like mini toothless Winston Churchills to me.

Anyone can follow it, so feel free. I don’t expect everyone that follows to roleplay with me or anything.

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baxtersaurus replied to your post: In the process of making a new blog to try…

[Gently places an eternally unamused and stern looking baby!Sonlycou in a bassinet made from what might be human skin.] Can’t stop won’t stop

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baxtersaurus replied to your post: baxtersaurus replied to your post: baxtersaurus…

Why not try looking for somebody to RP with(If you’re still interested at this point?) and just make it clear that in order for you to enjoy what you’re doing and give a quality response that you need a little more time? Or have you already tried it?

Oh yeah. I have a few people that don’t care how long it takes, and I appreciate it. I feel bad for making them wait long. Maybe I need to get back to writing for myself for enjoyment. Read a fuckload of books, get some new inspiration. Change some bad habits that might be doing shit.

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baxtersaurus replied to your post: baxtersaurus replied to your post: baxtersaurus…

Wish I had some advice to give but I’m new enough to roleplaying that I’ve got no business doling any out. How far ahead do you plan where you’d like an RP to take your character? Maybe it would feel less aimless with more concrete goals? IDK D’:

It’s not just roleplaying, I haven’t roleplayed since…Oct maybe? It’s writing in general. I think it started when it began to feel like a chore, because a lot of people are always rushing you to reply to them and when you have multiple storylines with people like that it gets stressful as fuck. For me anyway. It went from writing because I like to write, to writing because these people won’t get off my back until I do. But it’s an endless cycle because they usually reply within 10 minutes.

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baxtersaurus replied to your post: baxtersaurus replied to your post: baxtersaurus…

If you don’t mind me asking, what do you think is so terrible about your writing lately? Are you enjoying it while you’re doing it but then reviewing it later and wincing or just not feeling it, period? What’s so awful about it?

I just feel like I’ve grown worse at it over time. Either from lack of practice, or maybe too many alcohol-logged braincells. I would write after drinking often, and it would actually seem better than my sober attempts. When I try now, it’s weird. Like…like I’ve run out of words, or something. My mind either goes blank or it’s a bunch of nonsense that’s boring or not really going anywhere.

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baxtersaurus replied to your post: baxtersaurus replied to your post: baxtersaurus…

Unless you post about it I always forget about all of that awesome writing since you moved blogs for RPing. WELP, as long as you’re still actually enjoying it and motivated to write for him then all’s well I suppose.

Oh yeah. I tried roleplaying here, but it didn’t work out. I’m somewhat tumblr-retarded I guess. So any writing I’ve done I’ve continued to post it here unless I decide it’s too crappy to share. I hate my writing this last year or so, it’s all the same shitastic shit.

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baxtersaurus replied to your post: baxtersaurus replied to your post: baxtersaurus…

Surprised you’d be RPing a character like this but not unpleasantly. Hope you’re having a good time in between the stripjoint-owning hillbillies and the 20oz tree terrors.

As much as I love writing violence and depravity, I also like to do silly shit. Blood and guts and doing questionable things with disembodied limbs is fun and all but every now and then I feel like I need to do something semi-normal.

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baxtersaurus replied to your post: baxtersaurus replied to your post: sabiitoothtiger…

He’s got it easy, all he needs is binoculars, livestock and a small net. I’m fairly certain there are no self-help guides for avoiding being bullied by tree rats, though.

Except he’s a bit of a bumbling idiot. He’s more likely to hide in a tree and slip and fall out of it onto some campers and then have to go all tiger on their asses and goddamnit he just wanted to see what they were cooking because it smelled good.

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