Can something please just wipe out the Doomsday Preppers people already or something?
“We’ll be safe and you won’t, DURRHURR HURR HURR.”
No, no you won’t. You are building a castle out of cinder blocks I could ram through that with a soccer mom van. You are the most ill-equipped preppers ever. If you survive, I’ll shoot myself so I don’t have to deal with your retarded offspring.
Doomsday Preppers
Basically a bunch of useless people with more money than brains who think stockpiling food and pretending to win unrealistic scenarios will make them the likeliest to survive any disaster a conspiracy theorist could come up with.
Jesus fuck - if they did, I’ll pray I don’t survive to be around with them.